Ruud Gullit Sitting On A Shop

The Ruud Gullit Sitting On A Shed store is open for business. Just look at some of the marvellous things you can improve your life with!

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I wore this to my own mother’s wake. Everyone was so moved by the quality of this fabulous garment that they were moved to tears.

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This is what I wore to the funeral itself, being that it’s custom to wear black. I also wore it on a skiing holiday where, after a brief but unforgettable romance, I met my new mother.

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Out-of-date, but in-of-great. Let everybody know what you think. Ideal for job interviews, parole hearings or appearances on television dating shows.

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At last! Finally learn about England’s reclusive World Cup hero whilst also giving your forearms valuable room to manoeuvre.

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Official merchandise for Xavi: Possession Cop, football’s foremost tiki-taka noir detective. An ideal icebreaker at parties, or high-powered political summit meetings.

So go here, here, here, now, now, now!

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