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I wore this to my own mother’s wake. Everyone was so moved by the quality of this fabulous garment that they were moved to tears.
This is what I wore to the funeral itself, being that it’s custom to wear black. I also wore it on a skiing holiday where, after a brief but unforgettable romance, I met my new mother.
Out-of-date, but in-of-great. Let everybody know what you think. Ideal for job interviews, parole hearings or appearances on television dating shows.
At last! Finally learn about England’s reclusive World Cup hero whilst also giving your forearms valuable room to manoeuvre.
Official merchandise for Xavi: Possession Cop, football’s foremost tiki-taka noir detective. An ideal icebreaker at parties, or high-powered political summit meetings.