What is the meaning of this?

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Look forward to all of the below and more…

* Launching fresh perspective into the mixer and shaking its head at what it finds there

* Thrusting the phallus of ignorance into football’s glory hole and emitting naught but cynicism

* Accepting the pre-match pennant of allegory with a firm handshake

* Lumping long balls up to the Big Man Up Top (by which I mean GOD)

* All of the things listed either side of this bullet point and more

* Tutting loudly at the stray piss on football’s toilet seat

* Loudly admonishing the beautiful game’s wastrels and miscreants

* Casting an eye over life’s substitutes bench with barely concealed fury and disappointment

* Bowdlerising the profanity-laden discourse of the working man

* Mustering the satirical phlegm needed to keep pace with feigned injury-time calf cramp

All of the above and more!

And more!

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One thought on “What is the meaning of this?

  1. I, Sir Geoff Hurst, would like to bestow my official, World Cup winning seal of approval on this website. I can only hope it will eventually contain more retrospective appraisals of notable hat-tricks.

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