RGSOAS Advent Calendar #20: The Daniel Sturridge Game

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It’s the Official Daniel Sturridge Goal Celebration Game!

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When Daniel Sturridge scores, the world gawps in awe. His goals are events of incredible magnitude. Each one is like a bomb of glittering shit going off at WrestleMania. His goal celebrations reflect the hugeness of each strike. But can you tell from these still images whether Sturridge has just scored a goal, or done something else of similarly vast gravitas?

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1 – Has he scored or…has he just discovered a hidden stash of weapons grade uranium?

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2 – Has he scored or…just made a significant financial loss on a property investment?

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3 – Has he scored or…narrowly avoided a sniper’s bullet?

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4 – Has he scored or…has he just realised that he put a red t-shirt in with a white load?

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5 – Has he scored or…has he just realised that he forgot to get his Nando’s card stamped on his last visit?

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6 – Has he scored or…has he just found a lump?

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7 – Has he scored or…has he just spotted a tearaway teen flobbing on his new motor?

ANSWERS

1 – He’s only scored a goal.

2 – He’s only scored a goal.

3 – He’s only scored a goal.

4 – He’s only scored a goal.

5 – He’s only scored a goal.

6 – He’s only scored a goal.

7 – He’s only scored a goal.

To read more from me about the twatty arrogance of the angry goal celebration, check out the latest edition of Stand AMF.

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