Joey Barton’s Alternative Lifestyle Choices #2

This week I bought some anti-frizz shampoo (meant for women of course, yeah. So what?) even though I have perfectly straight hair. I was under the impression that it would make my hair smell nice, but truth be told it was quite uninspiring. I decided to take a gamble and it didn’t pay off, but that’s what all the best players have done from time to time. I’m not afraid of trying new things, even if it didn’t work out. How often do you see that in English football? I’m sure I’ll get abuse for this (again!), but I never agreed to be anybody’s role model. In future I’ll keep my mouth shut. Bloody fascists at the FA trying to control us, very Orwellian, but you won’t silence me. I’ve read four books!


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