#10 Del Boy falling through the bar (you plonker!)
#9 A new pair of well white trainers
#8 The Only Way Is Essex
#7 A proper fry-up with extra black pudding
#6 Erm, dunno, the number 6!? LOL
#5 He-Man! (Legend M8)
#4 M8s
#3 A nice pint of nut-brown ale
#2 Finding a toy in your cereal (don’t think they do this anymore)
#1 Penicillin
- Your diet lacks fibre
- You are very bad at most board games
- You’ve seen Inception six times and are still extremely puzzled
- You’ve never been tempted to even try Guinness
- You’ve never had a shave without cutting yourself at least thrice
- It took you a very long time to learn how to tie your shoelaces, a very long time
- When you dance you jerk spasmodically and unattractively, like Ian Curtis watching Tron
- You are an inept and charmless flirt, despite your wealth and youth
- You find Hollyoaks gripping
- You are easily flustered by the basic mechanics of flossing
